help me get the transvestite to highgate villagePlease sign my petition as I got to get JV to the

Petition addressed to: people who watch tv

Please sign my petition as I got to get JV to the village and not on his bike - I want as many people to see this as it so made me smile this very morning.
So if you want a great chuckle search rocky horror show Jeremy vine . 
Tittle of petition - help me get the transvestite to highgate village petition  
Want to bring my Sweet transvestite to highgate village and show off to the best society in world 28.03.23
This is a one off hoof
Omg like queen got shivers down my spine
Had to rewind to see if it's a spoof
Now a crazy little thing called love is vine.
Pen came out and got handy
A special P had to score
To me this was just candy
You are one hell of lover and so much more.
Did get strung on your look
But your invention inspired the blue oyster bar
I want to bring you to my village to cook
Preventing me is DIRTYGRANDPA.
Heading to Transylvania
A sweet transvestite is in need
Poetry stop needs vine mania
To investigate I need people to read.
Just like beautiful storm and the shock
JV was all suited 
To YouTube you got to flock
Now I no why the bike race is deep-rooted. 
Pond square or the grove or st Josephs church
Where would this poem ignite
Sorry JV this is not available even with a search 
Poetry ban means I got to hide my transvestite.